political correctness

Just before WW I ended in 1918, my Uncle, Sgt. E. Jay Bryan, died in France from the flu. He had been in France for almost a year and had been through the all of the war, but the flu was the worst killer of our young service men!

Uncle E. Jay was a handsome young man as this picture, taken in 1917, just before he shipped over to France, shows!

Two years before, E. Jay’s National Guard unit, Company F, 3rd Infantry Regiment, was activated by the Army and served with Gen. Pershing during the Mexican Border Campaign of 1916. Company F, charged with defense of the Mexico/U.S. border was made up of men from central Texas.

Sixty years before, his Grandfather Brinson. M. Bryan, my Great Grandfather, also defended along the border during the Mexican War of 1846/47. He was part of a Texas Ranger contingent, Bell’s Rangers, also from central Texas.

Today, our southern border still remains a real problem area. It was simple in my forefather’s times, they just closed the border and ran the Mexicans back across. Things were much easier then before our Country became engulfed with political correctness and the disgusting pandering of our politicians.

Going through some of E. Jay’s stuff I came across the following hand written poem with credit given to no poet, perhaps he composed it himself? It is my pleasure to share it with everyone.

“TOO PROUD TO LOAF

We’re camping on the Rio Grande with nothing much to do,
But wash our shirts and darn our socks, and darn the insects too.

We want the world to understand we’re not too proud to fight,
But draw the line at loafing here with things that sting and bite.

The Rattlers are a friendly lot and visit us by scores,
Tarantulas prefer our tents to sleeping out of doors.

In napping in our shoes and hats the scorpion persists,
We’ve also learned the Horned Toad is a harmless little oaf,
But we’re not a bit too proud to fight, but how we hate to loaf.”

Just like today, most of us, and definitely our military, loves this great country and remains proud to serve her! But, one thing remains a constant, our country’s freedom is more important than politics or political correctness!

Ride ‘Em Cowboy

In 1972, before the TPC and before the area really exploded, there was a big dove roost in the washes on the east side of Scottsdale Road south of the airport, not two miles north of its intersection with Shea Road. This wasn’t far from our house so late one Friday afternoon my family and I decided to go out and visit this spot, shoot some doves, then after the sun went down have a “dove fry” in the desert. For this feast we’d fix doves along with green chilies and onions.

We called the Schroder’s, our local friends also from Texas, to come out with us but they had other plans, so loading up everyone in our “luxurious” camper, atop our Dodge Power Wagon, we arrived at our hunting spot just before the doves started pouring in. Brad, my ex wife and I were shooting and Randy and Suzanne were retrieving.

We had a ball and within thirty minutes, by the end of shooting time, we had three limits of mourning dove. We cleaned, breasted and washed off the birds and built our fire. For the fire, we gathered rocks and made a fire pit with them, then broke up the mesquite and soon had a nice fire going, making coals for the cooking. Putting our expanded metal “grill” on the rocks we were ready to “fry”!

We fried the doves and started our green chilies and onions. The recipe follows:

Two sweet onions, medium size,
One small can of chopped green chilies,
One stick of butter, don’t use margarine.
Peel and slice the onions and put them and the butter in a skillet, cover, place on the fire. Stir occasionally and cook the onions until they turn white then add the green chilies. Cook for five more minutes and then serve.

This recipe fed our family. For larger groups keep the ratio of two onions for one small can of green chilies. This dish goes good with steak, chicken, wild game and fish.

By the time we finished eating, it was completely dark and our fire was flickering and almost down to coals, we heard a horse coming up on us. It was Jake Schroder, mounted on a fine steed that he’d borrowed from one of his neighbors. Dismounting and tying his horse to the Power Wagon he inquired, “Got any grub left?” We did and he finished off the food, stretched out on the desert and told us that they had gotten home early and he decided he would ride out to see if we’d done any good with the birds.

We were enjoying the desert when Jake said he had to get the horse back, so he mounted up, turned the horse in two tight circles and in one motion, pulled back on the reins and hit the horse on its rump with his hat and up came the horse’s front legs, the hooves pawing at the air. Laughing we told him, “Jake, that looked like Roy Rogers and Trigger! Ride ‘em cowboy!” And, off he went into the darkness back towards Scottsdale Road.

Morning Walk, September 24, 2009

Because of my kidney stones, followed by surgery for a cancer on my nose, my last morning walk was on August 25th. My planning had been to start this past Monday but the weather intervened, misting rain, then on Tuesday over three inches of rain, making Wednesday too muddy. However, I was out bright and early yesterday morning!

Our sandy, County roads dry out pretty good, but the heavy dew still made for slick walking, at least, it was quiet walking.

The deer weren’t out, only one fawn, but I’m sure that Momma was close by. It’s pretty late in the year now, but this one still had its spots. At Church this past Sunday a friend told me that coming in from his ranch he had just seen a spotted fawn with two spikes. Strange!

Nothing real exciting yesterday, but our weather is changing and it’ll be dry for the next several days and things should pick up then. After next week my nose will be cleared up and the doc is releasing me to do anything I want. That means softball, hunting and getting ready for deer season, and hopefully, no more limping around!

The Big Country – A Streak

Having just p on a new hunting lease near Millersview, the opening of dove season found me standing by myself, with my twenty gauge pump, in the shade of a mesquite tree, the sun on my right and a half acre stock tank to my front. The banks of the tank were sandy/gravelly, just right for doves to use.

Arriving at the tank around 4:00 PM, too early for the birds to water, I sat real still and watched the song birds and, of all things, the deer, eight or ten does came into the water. There was a lot of shooting that I guessed was about a mile away on a bordering ranch and I was hoping that the birds would come into my tank.

One hour later, here came the doves! Beginning with just a trickle, I knocked down the first two and they both fell right on the tank damn, just in front of me. Picking my shots, being careful not to splash one into the tank, the doves kept falling and I stopped for a minute and counted up. Eleven birds, then I counted my shots, eleven shots. Never having gone straight on a limit of doves, thinking back, I had run over a hundred and fifty straight on clay birds in trap and downed fifteen straight Mearns quail, but not the diving, twisting and turning doves.

Here came number twelve, right at me, and easy head on shot. Covering the bird, for some reason, I raised my head and missed! The dove veered to the right and, pow, down it dropped into the tank. Chunking rocks and cow chips at the bird, the “waves” brought it to the bank and then it was in my bag.

Twelve for thirteen, still not bad and the new lease only got better.signed u

Ho Hum, Another Beautiful Day In Paradise

It could be said that the weather in Phoenix is always hot, bright and dry. Even if it is cool, the sun is out most of the time and Jake Schroder and I, both of us being good Texas boys, remembered our State’s rain and clouds, and would joke around with each other and say “Ho hum, another beautiful day in paradise.” One day, for me, paradise turned real ugly!

In 1972, Bill Randall and I were both managers with a large computer company and both of us shared the same love for hunting. One afternoon during the middle of dove season we left work early, had to make sales calls you know, and I picked him up in my Bronco and we sped off to a spot that he had found north of Gilbert, Arizona.

It was a large grain field that had just been harvested. Arizona is strange. It is hot and dry, but if you can get water to a crop, it will grow and, along the east side of this field, a large irrigation ditch supplied the water. Thankfully, as we upped and downed through the canal, it was dry and we scrambled out of the truck and began our hunt paying no attention to a large thunderhead southeast of us.

Bill and I were the only hunters and were literally covered up with doves. We held off the mourners and concentrated on the bigger, white wings. Nearing our limits, we noticed that the thunderhead was moving toward us and was kicking up a small sand storm. No problem, when it gets closer, we’ll load up and go.

It got real close real quick and the next thing we knew there was a wall of sand coming closer and closer, until it engulfed us! Hurrying back to the truck, it started getting darker and darker and by the time we closed the truck doors, it was like night had fallen four hours early. As the wind picked up, large drops of rain we’re smacking into the truck and Bill said, “Jon, we’re in trouble. I bet this is a tornado and we got no place for a shelter.” Replying, “We could lie down in the canal and hope for the best.” Then he added, “Why don’t you just drive the truck into the canal?”

We pulled over one of the berms and turned left into the canal and stopped, lightning popping all around, the wind and rain buffeting us and then we heard it. A train bearing down on us, but no tracks around here and we looked at each other and exclaimed, “Tornado!”

The force of the wind shook the Bronco and tried to lift us up into the swirling vortex, but for some reason, the wind kept setting us back down into the canal! In the darkness, terrifying minutes passed until the big wind and roaring moved on. It remained cloudy but the sky brightened and the big drops of rain were replaced by a normal shower and soon, the big storm broke up before it reached a populated area.

No mention of the tornado on the 10:00 O’clock news so I guess Bill and I were the only witnesses. Also, the Chamber Of Commerce thinks it’s bad for business if there is talk of tornados in Arizona!

Just A Snack

Trying to find some relief from the hot, September, Texas sun the afternoon of opening day of dove season, we were stationed under shadeless, it seemed, mesquite trees around a stock tank.  The tank was on the edge of a just cut milo field, on our new hunting lease in McCulloch County, Texas.

The afternoon flight was just beginning as a pair of mourners zipped in and bam, bam; they tumbled down into the field. Rooster, one of my two Brittany Spaniels, raced out and picked up one bird, brought it to me and dropped it at my feet. Rooster, right, was a great retriever.
Gus, his son, enjoying his first hunting season, looked kinda silly standing over the downed dove that he went to retrieve. Finally he picked it up, started trotting to me and dropped the bird half way, spitting out feathers and sitting down.

His first dove retrieve proved difficult and for the rest of his hunting career, he never liked to retrieve them. When a retriever picks up a dove, and rolls it into the proper carrying position in its mouth, out come the bird’s feathers resulting in a difficult retrieve. Quail, ducks or geese don’t shed their feathers and are much easier to retrieve.
We continued hammering the doves and both the shooting and temperature was hot! Several birds, when shot, fell into the water and Rooster splashed in and retrieved them. Gus continued fumbling around trying to retrieve birds that fell into the field

Finally, I had just splashed another one, and Gus, pictured left, bounced into the water to bring it back. He picked up the bird, tried to position it in his mouth, and for some reason, began swallowing it. Into the waist deep, muddy bottom, water I sloshed and grabbed Gus. The dove’s tail feathers were sticking out of his mouth as I reached in, before he could swallow it, and pulled it out of his throat .
Gus hunted with me for eight more years and he never tried that trick again!

Still Limpimg Along

My PC will be fixed today, but I can’t get down to San Marcos to pick it up until next Tuesday, so I’m still “limping along” on the old PC.  No telling how many e-mails I have?

Last Thursday I went over to Scott & White Hospital in Temple and had the stent removed from my bladder and, just like my doc said it would, it healed up fine!

Then, the next day, Friday the 11th at 12:30 PM, I went back over to the dermatology clinic to have a small cancerous spot, about a quarter of an inch in diameter, removed from my nose.  To go after this one, the doc was using the Mohs Procedure.  This procedure entails removing the cancer in slices, freezing the slices, then, to be sure that all of the cancerous cells have been removed, observing the slices with a microscope.

To observe the progress of the operation, I was provided a mirror, but after the first cut I quit looking and then doc told me to get as comfortable as possible because this one looked like a long one.  Long it was!  At 7:30PM, after seven iterations, the doc finished and announced that all of the cancer on my nose had been successfully removed and that the cancer hadn’t grown into the cartilage!  The skin graft and bolster holding the graft in place was ready and the resident docs assisting attached both to my nose and I was on my way home.

My instructions were simple; do nothing for one week, don’t get the bolster wet and come back on the 18th and have the stitches and bolster removed.  By tonight I’ll see how my nose held up and what it looks like.  The doc took “before and after” pictures and will send them to me, but I tthink That I will decline to post them.

This past week has been something; no going to football games so the rain, we have been blessed with, won’t get the bolster wet, no dove hunting, no work, no morning walks, nothing but sitting around reading and watching Fox News.  It has ceased being “fun”!

As I mentioned in my September 7 post [“Limping Along”], if obamacare passes I would have been told, “Just go home and wait for your nose to fall off.”  I’m still in the process of getting everything fixed before it’s too late!

What’s It Called

What is it best called, frog hun, gigging, grabbing or shooting? I’ll choose just plain froggin’. It is the most different of all the hunting sports. Thinking about it, I have never gone frog fishing, as such, but have caught a bull frog on a small, frog colored, popper and was rewarded with quite a battle on my fly rod.

Froggin’ is a nocturnal sport and a must, for success, is a good strong, spot light. I believe that when the light is shined in a frog’s eyes it mesmerizes, hypnotizes or paralyzes them.

My start at froggin’ was in a group of stock tanks on my Uncle Shelton Gafford’s ranch in Falls County, Texas. We would take a light, along with a .22 rifle, and walk slowly around the bank of the tank and when a frog was spotted, pow, dead frog. Shooting .22 shorts into the bank was safe, but we constantly had to be on the lookout for cotton mouth water moccasins. The snakes hunt in the grass around the tanks and when we made noise, they would come barrelling back towards the water. I had one slither between my feet one night! This was a good way to work the tanks, but about a half to one third of our frogs, when shot, would reflexively jump into the water and sink. On a larger lake, this method is not encouraged.

My son, Randy, went a step farther with his shooting of frogs. He found a honey hole for frogs on our deer lease in McCulloch County. He would sneak along the bank, spy a frog, and shoot. He shot five in a row, but each, reflexively, jumped into the water and sank. Randy is a former student at Texas A&M and correctly figured that if he waded out, arm pit deep into the tank, and shot the frogs from the water, the impact of the bullet would push the frogs back up on the bank. His surmise was correct and we had a frog leg feast (after he dried off) that night.

Gigging is the best way to capture frogs on larger bodies of water. A gig is a simple tool, a four foot, or longer, pole with a sharp instrument attached. It helps if the instrument also has a barb on it. If you know the bottom, wading is a fine method to use to sneak up on them, otherwise, a boat, or skiff, is required. Just shine the light in their eyes, sneak up quietly and stick ‘em with the gig and into the toe sack with them.

The most exciting method of capturing a bull frog is grabbing them with your bare hands. It is a lot like gigging, but without a gig. One thing, for sure, you really check out the bank closely before you grab one. Shine their eyes, sneak up on them, a boat is best, check the surroundings for snakes, then quickly grab the frog, whack its head and into the toe sack with it.

The most unusual capture of frogs that I was ever involved with was after O.H Buck and I were returning, on a Farm to Market Road, from a successful froggin’ trip to a private lake, when it began to rain in torrents. Rice fields and their canals were on both sides of the road, when we noticed, what looked like cow paddies, in the road. Stopping, we saw that it was bull frogs instead and quickly getting our lights and toe sacks, ignoring the foul weather, added another dozen frogs to our “catch”. I still can’t say what the frogs were doing just sitting on the road in the rain? Maybe it was raining frogs?

The best part of froggin’ is the eatin’. Just skin the legs, cut them off of the frog, wash them, dip them in corn meal and fry. Smaller legs are very good grilled and my favorite, are legs cooked in a butter, jalapeno, garlic and lemon/lime sauce – Frog Jon.

But caution! Watch out for snakes! One night, in our skiff, we were easing along the dam of a rice field reservoir, when from out of a tree, dropped, “plop”, a four foot cotton mouth, right into the boat. We both vacated the premises quickly and dispatched the snake with our gig. But that also ended our night’s froggin’.
ting

Inquiry

My post on September 13, about sighting a cougar outside of Hondo, Texas reminded me of a funny story relating to Hondo, written Lee Wallace, my Great Uncle.

In 1896 Lee, my Mother’s favorite Uncle, was a young man, just out of college and he sent a number of letters to potential cities where he might open up a legal practice. The response is very funny!

INQUIRY

“Early in 1896, as a young attorney, I was casting about for a new location somewhere in the great southwest. Among other inquiries made by letter, one was directed to the Justice Of the Peace At Hondo, Texas, giving some details about myself and asking some. I told him I was a young attorney, unmarried, somewhat nervous because of temporary health impairment, asking the price of board, number of local attorneys, number of population of the County, and expressing my preference to board with some quiet family without children, if suitable place could be found.”

“The following is copy of reply to my inquiry:”

“Hondo City, Jan’y 30th, 1896

Lee Wallace, Esq.

Canton, Texas

Dear Sir:

Your letter of inquiry of date Jan’y 24th has been duly rec’d and contents prayerfully and carefully considered. You say you are a young attorney, but neglected to state how young. All our attorneys consider themselves young, though there is not one who has passed the half-century post. You say you are unmarried. Bless you, my boy, come here and we can so soon marry you off. Our female population is largely in excess of the male.

You won’t be unmarried long. Come right off.

Board can be had from $25.00 per week to $2.50 per month, according to where you board and how you can chaw hash.

We have no quiet families here. Every family is well provided with howling, yelling kids, and besides the head of the family gets home about 10:00 or 11:00 p.m., well tanked up, and the old woman and he have a hell of a time until day. But come and marry and establish a quiet family of your own.

There are five regular attorneys here, but about 45 curbstone lawyers, the latter get the business and the former are engaged in hunting lost mines. But come here, we’ll marry you off and you can help us in the way of increasing the population and looking dignified. The population of this county is about 5000, but this being an election year, it will run up to about 7500.

Hoping to see you soon,
I am very truly yours,

A.M. Lamm
J. P. Pr. 1, Medina Co.
Hondo City, Texas.”

Lee choose Kerrville!

What A Time For A Bath

Three weeks before, we, Tommy Walker, Norman Shelter and I, had returned from the Lake Guerro area, in Mexico, where we had enjoyed a truly fabulous white wing dove hunt! With their twenty gauge, Browning Superposed, shotguns, Tommy and Norman had shot over two thousand birds and since their shoulders had sufficiently healed, we were now after some south Texas mourning doves. Then I was using a twenty gauge, 870.

Before sun up, ten miles northwest of Hondo, Texas, we had just pulled up and parked our Suburban in the shade of a big oak tree, next to a cut, milo field. Soon, within fifteen minutes, the doves would come piling into the field and the three of us would be in ambush positions behind a fence row.

Right on time, here came the mourners, hundreds of them, and choosing our shots, we limited out in less than thirty minutes! Fast action, hot shooting and when it is that good, it always seems to end too soon.

To clean the birds, we moved into the shade next to the truck and as we were breasting them, Tommy looked out over the field and exclaimed, “I’ll be durn, look at that cat in the middle of the field. It’s a wonder that with all of our shooting we didn’t rain some shot down on it.” We guessed the light beige, cat was about three hundred yards away and sitting on its haunches, but it was too far away for us to tell anything else about it.

Jumping up from my cleaning chores, I hurried to the truck and fumbling through my “possibles bag” came up with a small pair of binoculars. Zeroing in on the cat, to my surprise, this was not a house cat but a cougar! Just like a house cat, the cougar was bathing itself, apparently oblivious to our presence. The country around us was a mixture of cultivation and real thick stuff, but we were surprised by the cougars presence and wisely made no move toward it.

We re-estimated the distance from the cougar to us and figured that it was up to four hundred yards away. We finished cleaning the birds, drove off and the cougar was still sitting in the middle of the field, bathing itself.

Two weeks later, Tommy, who had a ranch in Devine, twenty-one miles from Hondo, heard from the Game Warden that a cougar had been trapped, tranquilized and moved to a less “people intensive” area, meaning the Big Bend country, or, other points west!